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Gables
02-09-2012, 10:49 PM
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Eva_Mendes-8-The_Women.jpg

http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Rule5_Penelope_Cruz_12.jpg
http://cdn.tuvez.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/eva-mendes/eva-mendes-01.jpg

jenniferurs
02-09-2012, 10:50 PM
Eva.

NJtoFLAcane
02-09-2012, 10:51 PM
mendes and it isnt even close

mirvin88
02-09-2012, 10:53 PM
Eva and it's not even close

NoleInUtah
02-09-2012, 10:54 PM
How is this even up for debate?

Gables
02-09-2012, 10:55 PM
Added another Mendes pic, because evidently the first one didn't show up, and NoleInUterus took roughly 7 nanoseconds to neg me for it.

VinnDogg
02-09-2012, 10:55 PM
Eva and it's ova.

USNAVYCANE
02-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Eva Mendes I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WANT HER TO HAVE MY KIDS

USNAVYCANE
02-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Eva is number 1 on my list

sebastiantigre1
02-09-2012, 11:15 PM
Neither is a raging talent in the face, but Eva's mug can look pretty haggard at times. Body is great, though.

Love Penelope's accent.

Gables
02-09-2012, 11:17 PM
http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k223503_JesseVentura.jpg

Bunch of slack jawed faggots in here. I got Cruz with that voice, those lips, and those knobs.

KickPuppies
02-09-2012, 11:22 PM
obviously Eva but penelope does something to me with that accent

NoleInUtah
02-09-2012, 11:23 PM
Added another Mendes pic, because evidently the first one didn't show up, and NoleInUterus took roughly 7 nanoseconds to neg me for it.

Being a cripple doesn't excuse your sloppy performance.

Andrew
02-09-2012, 11:23 PM
Eva

Swaggie
02-09-2012, 11:30 PM
Eva in a landslide. And she likes Ayn Rand too.

Gables
02-09-2012, 11:32 PM
Added another Mendes pic, because evidently the first one didn't show up, and NoleInUterus took roughly 7 nanoseconds to neg me for it.

Being a cripple doesn't excuse your sloppy performance.

Being in Utah doesn't excuse your never having been laid.

Swaggie
02-09-2012, 11:34 PM
Neither is a raging talent in the face, but Eva's mug can look pretty haggard at times. Body is great, though.

Love Penelope's accent.
Does daffy duck give you a raging boner too?

PG Cane
02-09-2012, 11:37 PM
Eva

Tone
02-09-2012, 11:40 PM
How is this even up for debate?

This.

Eva in a beatdown like the Canes laid on Texas back in the day. And I'd come up out of that thing guns ablaze as I was coming out of the tunnel, and get a whole bunch of unsportsmanlike penalties as well.

calicaneduck
02-09-2012, 11:44 PM
Eva Mendez is Derek Jeter of woman OVERRATED

GhostofVenice01
02-09-2012, 11:51 PM
eva

DMoney
02-09-2012, 11:53 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Flag_of_Cuba.svg/300px-Flag_of_Cuba.svg.png

USNAVYCANE
02-09-2012, 11:58 PM
EVA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ANYONE ELSE

GlowCloud
02-09-2012, 11:59 PM
Neither has a great face IMO




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VwknPRXC8L8/Te0ZWDf8lqI/AAAAAAAAAGE/vgt8njcRgEc/s400/Eva+Mendes+hairstyles+%25281%2529.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Penelope_Cruz_2003.jpg/170px-Penelope_Cruz_2003.jpg

Chicken_N_Roffles
02-10-2012, 12:05 AM
Eva easily.

Bigtip
02-10-2012, 12:07 AM
why must I choose? I would gorge myself on Penelopes milk and pickle my prick inside of Eva's puss


was that too much?

Swaggie
02-10-2012, 12:10 AM
Eva Mendez is Derek Jeter of woman OVERRATED
Calidunce approves. Eva it is.

LitiGATOR
02-10-2012, 12:18 AM
Penelope Cruz for me.

Biscuits
02-10-2012, 01:21 AM
Mendez in a rout. But Cruz is pretty damn hot.

Biloxi
02-10-2012, 02:09 AM
I'll go with Cruz

sebastiantigre1
02-10-2012, 05:56 AM
Neither is a raging talent in the face, but Eva's mug can look pretty haggard at times. Body is great, though.

Love Penelope's accent.
Does daffy duck give you a raging boner too?

You gringo swine have no ear for beauty.

fiverings01
02-10-2012, 05:58 AM
Eva

iNole
02-10-2012, 06:38 AM
Eva

KWCANE95
02-10-2012, 07:40 AM
Eva

CRHeel94
02-10-2012, 08:06 AM
Penelope

thedeerehunter
02-10-2012, 08:28 AM
Neither has a great face IMO




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VwknPRXC8L8/Te0ZWDf8lqI/AAAAAAAAAGE/vgt8njcRgEc/s400/Eva+Mendes+hairstyles+%25281%2529.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Penelope_Cruz_2003.jpg/170px-Penelope_Cruz_2003.jpg


Good God, Cruz looks like Mike from American Pickers in that pic.



Give me Eva all day.

bathtubgin
02-10-2012, 09:04 AM
Eva, easily.

Gonzo23
02-10-2012, 09:39 AM
Eva and it's not even close

This.

Insanecane
02-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Now NSFW



http://www.celeb-for-free.com/pics/celeb3047/pics/tn_eva_mendes_09.jpghttp://www.celeb-for-free.com/pics/celeb3047/pics/tn_eva_mendes_16.jpghttp://www.mrnudes.com/fcma/eva-mendes2/pic-eva-mendes-017.jpghttp://www.all-nude-celebs.us/mrskin1/eva-mendes/sex_eva-mendes-002.jpghttp://hosted.exploitedfame.com/pics/ef/evaMendes/tn_08.jpg

jevoasis
02-10-2012, 10:56 AM
http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/9/90/Penelope_Cruz.jpg

BillSwerski
02-10-2012, 10:58 AM
Eva. She's an ayn rand fan.

TheManTheMythTheLegend
02-10-2012, 11:06 AM
Penelope Cruz...loved her in Vanilla Sky.

Borocane
02-10-2012, 11:11 AM
Eva is number 1 on my list

Yep

NoleInUtah
02-10-2012, 11:38 AM
Added another Mendes pic, because evidently the first one didn't show up, and NoleInUterus took roughly 7 nanoseconds to neg me for it.

Being a cripple doesn't excuse your sloppy performance.

Being in Utah doesn't excuse your never having been laid.

That was weak. You're usually pretty good at bringing the lulz, but that was just a lousy effort all around.

TheManTheMythTheLegend
02-10-2012, 11:41 AM
Added another Mendes pic, because evidently the first one didn't show up, and NoleInUterus took roughly 7 nanoseconds to neg me for it.

Being a cripple doesn't excuse your sloppy performance.

Being in Utah doesn't excuse your never having been laid.

You just ruined Biloxi's next excuse for why he hasn't even held hands with the Chinese waitress.

rd280z
02-10-2012, 12:48 PM
Eva with Penelope's nice tits